I'm feeling so bloggy today! Blogalicious.
Last weekend, Dustin and I went to the Whitney Museum for the much-hyped Biennial. (We just love museums, as you can tell from the last several entries.) On the way we saw some lovely signs of spring, that reemerging nymph of sun and blossom.

So we got to the Whitney, which was not on 90th and 5th as I had fervently insisted,
but instead was 75th and... something. It has a really cool ceiling.
... which was probably the most interesting thing we saw in the whole museum, with the possible exception of this statue in their permanent collection:
It was remarkably difficult to take illegal pictures, because their guards were, like, non-English-speaking ogres of museum law enforcement. I managed a couple of my favorites.

... which included a hi-LA-rious fake trailer of a new rendition of "Caligula," starring the likes of Helen Mirren, Benecio Del Toro, Courtney Love, and the "incomparable Milla Jovovich."
Most of the show was a load of crap. Pardon my language, Mom, I know you don't like that word. But the show was truly so mediocre that, besides a few saving pieces, it was... dare I say... BAD ART. But then again, who am I to judge?
So afterwards we made our way to Klong (which is becoming a post-museum tradition) and I finally went to the ladies' room, which was beautiful and difficult to capture digitally.

Last night I traveled afar, beneath the water and over a bridge, then walked for what seemed like ages (8 blocks) just to see my favorite Queens queens, Kerri and Shannon, to watch "America's Next Top Model." It was SUCH a good episode. On my way home, in the subway station, there was this grotty old thing. It looked like art to me (better art than at the freaking Whitney Biennial, that's for sure).
Ah, and today I went to a sound mixing session at Audio Engine. It was so nice out that I walked. I noticed that our lovely Flatiron building, which for several months now has had its snout shielded in scaffolding, has been unsheathed. I sighed happily.
Oh, it was sooooo nice out! The sunlight was just right, caressing the sides of buildings near Union Square.
Audio Engine had a great ladies' room as well. Hm. Maybe it doesn't quite translate.

Happy Spring, everyone.

So we got to the Whitney, which was not on 90th and 5th as I had fervently insisted,
but instead was 75th and... something. It has a really cool ceiling.
... which was probably the most interesting thing we saw in the whole museum, with the possible exception of this statue in their permanent collection:
It was remarkably difficult to take illegal pictures, because their guards were, like, non-English-speaking ogres of museum law enforcement. I managed a couple of my favorites.
... which included a hi-LA-rious fake trailer of a new rendition of "Caligula," starring the likes of Helen Mirren, Benecio Del Toro, Courtney Love, and the "incomparable Milla Jovovich."
Most of the show was a load of crap. Pardon my language, Mom, I know you don't like that word. But the show was truly so mediocre that, besides a few saving pieces, it was... dare I say... BAD ART. But then again, who am I to judge?So afterwards we made our way to Klong (which is becoming a post-museum tradition) and I finally went to the ladies' room, which was beautiful and difficult to capture digitally.

Last night I traveled afar, beneath the water and over a bridge, then walked for what seemed like ages (8 blocks) just to see my favorite Queens queens, Kerri and Shannon, to watch "America's Next Top Model." It was SUCH a good episode. On my way home, in the subway station, there was this grotty old thing. It looked like art to me (better art than at the freaking Whitney Biennial, that's for sure).
Ah, and today I went to a sound mixing session at Audio Engine. It was so nice out that I walked. I noticed that our lovely Flatiron building, which for several months now has had its snout shielded in scaffolding, has been unsheathed. I sighed happily.
Oh, it was sooooo nice out! The sunlight was just right, caressing the sides of buildings near Union Square.
Audio Engine had a great ladies' room as well. Hm. Maybe it doesn't quite translate.
Happy Spring, everyone.
































